How old is too old to be a bride? After watching an embarrassing amount of 20-23 year olds on Say Yes To The Dress, I sometimes feel like I will be too old when I walk down the aisle at the ripe old age of 32 next year.

My mom was going through a mid-life crisis around the time that my older sister got married in ‘99, so she wore a very sparkly baby blue spaghetti-strap dress (and she had been working out a lot so she was in great shape). The best way I can describe the look she was going for is “M(of the bride)ILF”.

I kinda like some of the BHLDN ones, though. Some of those same dresses also pop up when you filter by “bridesmaid dresses” and “reception dresses.” I think, on BHLDN’s website, searches for anything other than “bride” just show all the non-white dreesses. Hence the young models.

Kara over at Jezebel isn't taking this well, Tom. Could you guys talk to Nick and give her the afternoon off or something? She needs a break.

Certainly hearing her called a man or a monkey time and time again does give them an excuse for being rabid, but you can be a fan of someone without putting putting down everyone else.

wow what a fuckin psycho

Or is it just a graph?

this one got me. ded.

girl.

I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

I just..cannot even imagine her having a sick beat. She’s so bland. I do enjoy the idea of Kanye screwing with her.

Your kid probably sux tho

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

Furrows brow, “He can sleep in my bed... if he wants.”

Gonna have to disagree with you on the “Chief Keef isn’t weird” part

hey remember when chief keef couldn’t do a concert in chicago because if he stepped foot in cook county he would be arrested for failure to pay child support, then he tried to put on a hologram performance in the city but he failed to get the proper permits to put it on

So you pretty much proved that everyone’s the hero of their own story. You think you’re justified in calling some woman you don’t know at all a “trophy wife cum dumpster”?

“you haven’t truly lived until you’ve called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids and in earshot of a Target store manager)“

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids