My heart goes out to you, and please call someone. The hotline, a trusted friend, hell, I'll stay up all night to make sure you're alright. Please talk to someone.

First of all, if you're even remotely serious, please please please call the National Suicide Prevention hotline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255). They are there to help.

I will be spending tomorrow at work. Which is a sober shelter for women. #partytime.

i loathe Barbara Walters. Never seen anyone so fucking smug all the time. not only did she do major harm to integrity in mainstream journalism, shes a total asshole. also, she's a Woody Allen apologist.

Why Teri?

All I can think is why is someone filming this? Was this random? A set up? Why are you filming your friend order take out? Fuckkkkkk, people are bored.

It's the same as Jez covering the nude photo celebrity hack. I know anger-inducing articles generate clicks, but it's still irresponsible.

I watched part of the interview. I really never thought Bush was a bad guy- a bad president, but I think he was always well intentioned. He just should have done something other than go into politics.

Wendy's asshole brothers are way too blase about their older sister maybe being dead. Like, can you two scrounge up maybe half a damn to give?

So the Lost Boys are just, like, gayer Newsies

My 3-year-old niece's "Why is she singing so loud?" during Allison Williams's last song made me bust something laughing. Now my niece is mad at me because it took me several minutes to stop laughing. It was her honest confusion that got me.

I wish she would act like, you know, a little boy. So far, all I'm getting is androgynous, angsty teen. Also why is Wendy so ooooollllddd?

Allison Williams really looks like her father with that short hair.

What's up with her haaaaaaaaair? It's like Ken went to Neverland.

Best thing about it so far is that a fly flew right in front of my screen and kitty jumped to grab it and it looked like he was trying to take down Tinker Bell.

I call that the Bobby from Twin Peaks face.

Her accent

No fucking way can I sit through Allison Williams' over-acting for three hours.

We're all watching just to see something go tits up on live TV, right?

Omg-that wide eyed "that's how she barks when she smells danger" will haunt my dreams.