I've never heard anyone say Happy Christmas, fwiw. And Americans who say "cheers" instead of thanks are the worst. I get it, you watch alot of BBC America!

Yes! I thought he and Jada were such a cool celebrity couple until their children started speaking publicly. I understand that great parents can have dipshit kids (Tom and Rita-Chet Haze; my parents-my brother), but the fact that all of the wee Smiths seem to be similarly insufferable/their parents let them be so…

What he shoulda told her is that that hair-do ain't doing any favours for her forehead, unless she's offering it as a landing strip for Air Force One.

I loved me some Will Smith back when he was acting and on the teevee, but OMG his offspring are insufferable.

"He made me call my grandmother ..."?

You say cute, Katy. I say patronizing and gross.

Congratulations, you found one. Here's a popsicle.

For the love of God people, stop leaving your babies alone in cars. Just fucking stop. Even for the smallest errand. I lock my car and bring my giant, heavy purse with me if I need to get a stick of gum from gas station, let alone an infant. Just stop.

I have never given him a dime, just thousands of YouTube views.

It's my number one top summer jam, and I finally had to sit my self down and be like "Listen, CiB - R Kelly is a fucking disgusting human being, so maybe we need to take one for the team and use 'I want it that way' as your summer ringtone instead.'" It's literally the least I can do.

I know how you feel. Back when the lead singer of Lostprophets got busted for being a pedophile and the band broke up I had the same conflict. Sometimes it's hard to separate those two things.

Look, R. Kelly is a piece of crap. But he doesn't say "Don't call her my son." That is literally the quote in the headline, and he does not speak those words. If I'm wrong, please show me where he says this. It's not in the video, it's not in your piece, and it's nowhere in the linked articles that I can find. It…

UGH. Peeing on underage girls is cool but being trans isn't? I know "Ignition (Remix)" is the greatest song of all time, but so what? You're drunk. It's the freakin' weekend, just admit that Jay is your son.

Oh good, I was briefly worried that R. Kelly would do something that WASN'T horrible so I'd have to start saying "he's a pedophile and a rapist but he does at least stand by his kids." Nope! Just a terrible human being wall-to-wall. It's almost refreshing in its simplicity.

Ugh, Jezebel, could you please go back to being the cool middle-older sister of feminist media? Like, the one who doesn't give a shit what E! does with bodies because it's nothing new? I just want to go back to, you know, real media criticism instead of like "OMG UGHHHH LOOK AT THIS BODY SHAMING WHO WOULD DO THAT…

An athletic blonde with big boobs.

Fashion Plates! My FAVORITE toy as a kid.

This reminds me of a phrase Lindy West used in an article a while back. I think the article was about not thinking of yourself as "too" something as if there's some non-arbitrary and agreed upon standard to aspire to. She described the idea of someone trying to slice themselves into parts to create this magical…

It's a Tuesday morning and the sun is shining so the time seems right to reduce women's presence in this world to a single body part or feature.

Please, E! I didn't need that fancy Photoshop to make my mad scientist dreams a reality.

"Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits.…