Here is my sports bra PSA: I am a runner with natural Ds and I'm kind of an old lady (43). I recently discovered the Moving Comfort Juno and I LOVE it. My boyfriend came into the room smiling when I was on the treadmill and his face fell immediately and he said "they aren't moving AT ALL!". Nope, no they aren't. Bless…

I live in DC. I recently had someone get in an argument with me over legislation. It eventually became clear he thought I lived in Washington state. When I pointed out that I live in DC, not Washington state he said "You mean they are different?". I was blown away—I've known this guy tangentially for years. Where…

Several years ago some coworkers and I had lunch with a colleague who had just returned from visiting her family in Taiwan. As she told us about all of the cooking her grandmother had done, the Office Dingbat piped up, "I just love Thai food."

Hey, man. I went to those public schools in DC, and I'm pretty sure most of us could find India on a map. Hell, I had three classmates who were named India.

If you refer to somebody by the words 'her man', I judge you.

'His woman' elicits the same response.

What the actual fuck Jezebel, how can you put a link to his naked pictures when you are constantly writing about how terrible it is when this happens to women? Even if they aren't his it's still not ok to put a link.

Why does it offend men that women find this excessively attractive man, um...attractive?

I wonder how many anti-feminist crybabies don't understand the rather significant difference between rape and rape fantasy. There's no wonder why it's such a losing battle with you sad fuckers; you're all genuinely daft. Not only are you not entitled to women's bodies, you don't get to control their thoughts,…

If he's colored

i don't....think you know.....how the word faux is pronounced

...Seriously guys?

You know it's not rape if someone wants it right? Which is why the term "rape fantasy" is nonsense.

I'll pass.

I ALSO don't hate his butt.

Hard pass...

I am going to objectify heck out of that .... thank you

Wait... I'm sorry. You just referred to yourself as a birder, and you're talking about the author's "sad life"?

Oh shaddup, biologist neighbor. I know that's you. Go call the bylaw office and annoy the staff there!

Um, my cat lives in my house?

I am sorry your Friday is going bad and you are a cranky mccrankypants!!!