Nice try, J Law.

Yeah I do actually. But I'm pretty well versed in the news around the country and see a lot of very horrible things that should be considered corruption. But odds are many of those politicians will never see a prison cell because refusing to accept that women are people is apparently not considered a crime.

Woah, I never thought I'd find itshappening.gif on Jezebel. So shiny.

No one beats New Orleans, but I would move there in a heartbeat!

Yeah everyone keeps telling me "it gets better." I feel like that's Chicago's mantra in the wintertime (which we still seem to be in -_-).

SAME. I moved here in January and soon realized I'd made a terrible mistake.

Wow did not know that about Grand Rapids :(. ASHAMED

Oh Grand Rapids.

AND the people behind American Pie. It's a mess over there.

Pretty much everybody. I'm getting one on Monday at 8 weeks to check viability.

I mean, who here HASN'T vomited on Madonna's stairs?

JLaw and her team are incredibly good at this self-promotion game...

Honestly, I think she is boring as hell. Okay, Rhi-Rhi, you're naked and sexy, WE GET IT, thanks.

Thank you! I like some of her music. However, her whole look-at-me-and-all-the fucks-I-don't-give, just seems so try-too-hard and attention seeking to me.

I kind of love Rihanna.

Yeah, I'm with you. I always think this. Is she a very beautiful woman? Yes. Have I met women that are even more beautiful than she is in my day to day life? Yes. And they don't have the money or styling Rih Rih has.

Right, but Rihanna was never a Disney star and has been doing the "edgy" thing way longer than Miley.

She is gorgeous. Too bad she's not that talented.