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Celtics Fucked

Oh we’re the type of team that can’t afford the rent

“Hennything is possible”

Philadelphia 7&7ers 

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

In Minnesoda those psychopaths called it “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”

A winning teams’ two best players, both hate playing there and want out immediately... it all sounds so strange, until you remember they have to talk to John Tortorella every day

Fußballmannschaftsschwanzgrößeauswahl

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

Stacey Dash watched “Roots” and couldn’t understand why Kunta Kinte didn’t like the name Toby. It’s so cute!

Really good college sports fans can be a fucking delight—you have to be some combination of funny, smart or original.  She’s just a nuisance that’s none of those things.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

Her skills at impromptu dentistry should be rewarded by her employer. That’s something to put on your resume. 

COUNTERPOINT

I mean, it’s glorious she stood up for herself, and all the shots connected, etc, but she needs to keep her elbows in and shoot those shots straight to generate more power. She hit him clean enough times that he should’ve been out cold.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

No, but wypipo are that fragile.

I guess the Pats used the same security team they had watching Aaron Hernandez