Tarantula Lube is pure formulaic resentment hate born in an amphetamine haze. It gets her those ratings and the classy hooker outfits. Toe-jam Licking doesn’t give a damn about what she’s saying, she just wants to be loved by money, in a saintly way, and to become as important as that other one, Ass Cooties.

The difference is that Stormy Daniels has a respectable career.  

It is the Xmas spirit - Tooney Lomein is giving all those young ‘Alt-Right’ and right wing boys something to masturbate to. I’m pretty sure that’s why she exists.

Trying a 16 year old victim of sex-trafficking (and abuse, forced drugging etc.) as an adult is always going to be a miscarriage of justice.

One of Jamie Moyer’s rookie year teammates was Gary Matthews Sr.

‘Slave Bible’

Salt & pepper shouldn’t even need to be mentioned, and that can be enough. But compound butter is the shit - mash a bunch of blue cheese, or roasted garlic, or chives, for starters - into some decent quality butter, and plop a big lump of the resulting deliciousness right on top of your steak after you’ve rested it…

Pictured: his brother and defensive coordinator:

Liberty hired.
Hugh coached.
Jesus wept.

Start printing 24th-man jerseys and banners...

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

This car is one of many good cars that were unloved by the maker. Toyota’s Venza also comes to mind. I know I’m forgetting others. There was almost no marketing for the model, and its maker never seemed serious about selling in the segment.

Hoiberg can now become The Mayor of Chicago. He has already shown how he can greatly reduce gun violence by greatly reducing Chicago’s firepower. 

Try teaching.  You have to pay the university to teach a semester at the grade level you are specializing in.  Then, pay to take a test.  Once the test is passed, you pay to get a license. 

So much this!

“Bunch of mullarkey”

The team announced that offensive coordinator Joe Philbin will serve as the interim head coach for the remainder of the season.

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Pro-tip for the uninsured/underinsured mamas-to-be: After you open that first envelope with a bill for eleventy kabillion dollars, like I did after my pre-eclampsia stay, my c-section, and our NICU stay, call the hospital’s billing office and request an itemized bill. Then, contest everything on that itemized bill…