That is the only rule in football I love. 

Enjoy all your stars.  

Drew, I’m a Packers fan and always look forward to these.  You’re right again, the team will suck ass and Rodgers is being wasted.  This is the year Green Bay becomes the Buffalo of Wisconsin.

That hertz.

Your dealer can do different colors at delivery, most have 3rd party upholstery vendors/installers.

I almost expect him to get plunked today.  His performance on the mound was worth the wait, though.

The ideal triple.

I really don’t want to face the 76ers in the playoffs.  What AI did to the Bucks the last time that happened, the team didn’t fully recover until just recently.

Take your goddamn lone star.

Torturella.  FIFY

Stacy Dash was invited to a party and was told to bring ice...she brought cocaine.

Two words:  Juuse.  Saros.  

Holy shit, I missed that pun!

Tarantula Lube!  I have a new band name!

They don’t call it masturbation, it’s called ejaculate practice.

Zadarov is what happens when you put ice skates on a wrecking ball. 

I went to bed around 11:15p last night, Walker had a 1200 vote lead.  I had basically resigned to another 4 years of that dope.  I woke up this morning and Evers had flipped it by 31000.  This coffee tastes a little bit better knowing that the first round of political chemo is done.

It depends on the horn model.  Could be anywhere from 15-45 pounds.  Also depends on if it’s pneumatic or electronic.

As a train buff and railroad museum chairperson, I’m still trying to find a way to put an actual tri-tone diesel horn on my Corolla.

“Q would never do that.” - Salty Chicago Fans