I truly want to hate Calipari, I really do. But then I hear pompous fucktards like Coach K, Williams, and Boeheim spewing their bullshit and I don’t.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

She wouldn’t have looked elsewhere if he wasn’t always flopping in the box.

"Eye roll? Darn, I thought you said Taylor Pork Roll."—Andy Reid

“I’m not sure why Toyota ever thought the iM should have been a Scion. It’s clearly a replacement for the Matrix....and now it’s home.”

The Tennessee Special Edition

You guys have to learn how to use the “shift” button when resizing images, that sedan looks all scrunched. Here’s a clearer image:

So that’s why Toyotas have such gaping mouths

And, of course, the guy’s understanding of what “as is” means is completely wrong. It merely means there is no implied warranty of merchantability. This is a simple matter of contract law and those internet postings are fatal to the seller’s case. The As Is WILL NOT HELP HIM IN THAT REGARD.

Biggest subway failure since Jared.

Looks like he lost his blocker, not his glove, Samer. But regardless, great usage of his Canuckles on that play!

I feel like that commercial was made specifically for this moment.

Had to go quick, it’s the end of the day lol

Yes, but the instinct to use his face is only Nacional.

If that keeper had just used his Palmeiras he would have been fine.

What will become of Brock, Colin, and Robert? What a great story. We should call it Peyton Place.

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.

Sam’s scheme didn’t work. He and everybody else in Houston was hoping to get a few Bucks for this.

Man, the sound of that ball hitting the bat is just a really satisfying crack.

The junk yard is dark and lonely, so we’ll see you off.