Sam’s scheme didn’t work. He and everybody else in Houston was hoping to get a few Bucks for this.

I loved that so much. That, and him stopping the fight so she could cover her boobs. heh

Man, the sound of that ball hitting the bat is just a really satisfying crack.

The junk yard is dark and lonely, so we’ll see you off.

I feel bad for the guy and I might be a little freaked out but once everyone is out of the car it’s only a machine. Also I think I heard him say “so fire” several times, which of course means:

Gabriel....You totaled Brad!!!

The first dog my husband and I fostered ended up being our first failed foster because the family who adopted Cody from us had to give him back. It was a family with two young children, and the two-year old son turned out to be violently allergic to the dog, to the point of having to go to the hospital one night…

It’s great to see the Deadpool folks talking positively about editing down the movie — getting a budget slashed last minute sounds pretty devestating, but it’s clear they took the silver lining from it.

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?

I hate to get pedantic (I love to get pedantic) but you can’t spell a French Canadian name wrong on a hockey post. It’s Dufresne.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

A few weeks ago I witnessed a Trax’s motor go kablamo. First there was a little white smoke coming from the tailpipe, then it got worse. Then it got much worse and the smoke got a darker and filled up the entire intersection with nasty oily-coolant-metal on metal smelling thick smoke.

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

At least he can catch a bullet

I love that that’s the only shiny part of the car.

As far as platforms go, you notice a difference between a Toyota Camry and a Mazda6 or a Corola and. Mazda3.

Looks like the Leafs have decided that Phaneuf’s Phaneuf!

I’ll show myself out.

They never got the chance to blow up London in the first one...