In unrelated news...the BBQ restaurant across the street from the accident scene announced tonight’s dinner special would be fresh squid.

Disclaimer: No brain cells were harmed in this video

Black Back Ball Busted, Battery Believable.

So. Montee’s struggles with Ball control continue.

Maybe they’ll get real grass some day...

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

The BBC is paying him by signed photos of James May.

Scion became a man and became Toyota.

It wasn’t axed, it just had its Brand Mitzvah.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

A total of four Land Cruisers will be delayed.

As someone who still works in manufacturing, and finds OSHA to be a bother sometimes, they need some OSHA in their life.

+1 wakeup cup from Tim Horton’s

Usually holding out for Columbus goals would leave something other than your jacket blue.

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

That’s not how it works. Brandishing can only be done in circumstances where your life or someone else’s life is actually imminently in danger, and never to settle a fight - that’s a felony. You can also never be an instigator so unless bat-boy came up to your car out of the blue and actually start smashing you to the…

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

You could buy this slightly rusty Dodge Ram for the price of a night at the bar!

Lealaimatafao? I got the whole 'lmfao' thing, but I'm gonna need Urban Dictionary for this one.