This makes me so glad that smartphones and twitter didn’t exist when I was in high school.

If the baby had been the one black kid in the entire district, anyone over the age of 40 would have fainted.

They really got to the next free throw shooter, too, when they all simultaneously ate the placenta.

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

“It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling”

• Drop a deuce
  

B7....

Neutral: Oh, oh boy... Let’s see here. People in my age range (18-30) refuse to buy new cars because they’re not interested. Women are bad drivers. The more trim options your car has, the more you can charge for it. People will never trust inline threes. Americans don’t buy hatchbacks. People who buy sedans are family…

The truth is it’s a national security issue, without hockey fights Canadiens will have no means of release for the pent up rage from centuries of responding to constant ridicule with excessive politeness. If you ban hockey fights, Buffalo, Detroit and Seattle will be turned to dust within hours.

Paul Finebaum’s listeners, meanwhile, are just happy to be involved with a grand theft auto.

OCCUPY HERBSTREIT !

Hey cab drivers, If your service wasn’t awful no one would used uber.

Blakeman: *tosses coin*
McNabb: *tosses cookies*

“When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer. You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and in the manner in which you live.”- Stuart Scott

Dude, I’m a Marine, literally even the breath that escapes my mouth is stupid and needs to be carefully re-analyzed later on.

Actually, the US isn’t party to the Convention on the Law of the Sea, and Iran is only a signatory (not ratified). The US tends to abide by UNCLOS anyway, but Iran being only a signatory is because they have amended certain sections of UNCLOS, namely innocent passage. Iran does not recognize the right of innocent…

Those are the same people who will never set foot in the sand box. Fuck them sideways with a cactus.

So...Fox News feels that when a local authority (cop) tells a person, who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, to kneel and put their hands up, that they should comply without question. However, when the local authority (Iranian Navy in Iranian territorial water) tells people (the US Navy), who happen…

I didn’t get it the first time around.