Hey cab drivers, If your service wasn’t awful no one would used uber.

Blakeman: *tosses coin*
McNabb: *tosses cookies*

“When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer. You beat cancer by how you live, why you live, and in the manner in which you live.”- Stuart Scott

Dude, I’m a Marine, literally even the breath that escapes my mouth is stupid and needs to be carefully re-analyzed later on.

Actually, the US isn’t party to the Convention on the Law of the Sea, and Iran is only a signatory (not ratified). The US tends to abide by UNCLOS anyway, but Iran being only a signatory is because they have amended certain sections of UNCLOS, namely innocent passage. Iran does not recognize the right of innocent…

Those are the same people who will never set foot in the sand box. Fuck them sideways with a cactus.

Could we make an exception and characterize Fox News as a “Nimitz-Class Douche Canoe” ? Please...

So...Fox News feels that when a local authority (cop) tells a person, who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, to kneel and put their hands up, that they should comply without question. However, when the local authority (Iranian Navy in Iranian territorial water) tells people (the US Navy), who happen…

Second DougCar: flatbed tow truck.

Woot, I won the office pool!

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

All the stuff mentioned in this article is cool, but another reason to by antiques, especially old hardwood furniture, is that it's a better investment. You don't necessarily have to be going after the famous pieces with connections to European royalty, just something made out of mahogany or chestnut that will last…

Good thing there are no teams called the Challengers or Durangos in the league. LA can only handle so many teams.

Anyone know how to buy web domain names? Looking to buy stlouisjaguars.com and make a killing in 2018.

“I don’t know why anyone would think this is surprising or news,” Nenshi Walker, Abele and Barrett said today. “This is the man’s job. This is what he does. Perhaps in other cities that he has come to, the city councils have just written cheques based on back-of-the-napkin proposals without any consultation to the…

I started reading this the other day and that line stopped me dead in my tracks. Too many people around to start bawling.

Premium beer: Michelob ULTRA!? Come the fuck on.

You left out Smirnoff Ice and Shock Top

I didn’t get it the first time around.