I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.

I knew it, I’m surrounded by Assholes.

But Cleveland isn’t in the playoffs this year...

Where do I send my seed payments for the Gizmodo Pentecostal Church? Do you accept +1’s and stars?

This would’ve been funnier had you posted a “Root For the Cardinals in the Playoffs” article that was completely blank.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

This should immediately replace 500 Days of Kristin.

I’m not a doctor, but the last clear opportunity is probably before third base, but without ruining second base (assuming no skin-to-skin erogenous-zone contact there), at least based on existing sex-metaphor guidelines. We’ll call it the Shortstop Disclosure Mandate.

DraftKings will answer the information requests once the attorney general exceeds the minimum for withdrawal (10,000 information requests).

Soooo...

We do that too. It usually makes her laugh, and say that Joy is lost somewhere and anger took over the controls. Automatic crisis management.

Same here. Its become a bit of a joke as well when either I ask my daughters or they ask me if the red guy is currently in charge of the brain when temper frays a bit.

Personally I thought the moral of the story was to never leave Minnesota?

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

Be careful. All this talk about illegal bats might get Kansas City Royals fans excited.

Neutral: Why by a new VW Jetta , when you can get a VW-owned used Porsche for less?

He’s got a point. Jesus did suffer from chronic rib injuries.