Tomlin was initially against the idea, but Ben wouldn't take no for an answer.
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Illegal to own a monster in Cham-bana Illinois.
12 parsecs .
He needs to stop alternating excuses and get directly to their current issues.
Rude knee! Rude knee! Rude knee!
Remember when this game was an event and not just a sneak preview of the Champs Sports Bowl?
“It’s a Fine Line Between Family and Incest... The AL-MS State Line!”
Who is this a jab at? Not being from that part of the world, I actually don’t know. Is Alabama more incesty than Mississippi? Vice Versa?
No one has blamed this on the Republican debate on CNN yet?
Trump is so out of touch with reality I’m just glad he didn’t give this speech from the deck of this sailing ship...
As a Prime member you have the option to giftwrap, and now you can even download free missile feed videos straight to your kindle. Great idea.
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Timmy Kurkjian is a national treasure.
Watching Tim Kurkjian wheeze in the morning gives me hope for a good day.
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please help me to un-see and un-think the awful euphemisms mentioned by SailbadTheSinner, and forgive me for wondering if “noodly appendage” has been Harlequinned yet. R’amen.
Yes, as did everyone else on staff.
Like eating potato chips - I still have 1000 pages to go.
Oh no, now it is I who want to hang out with your friends, because THEY sound fun. Plus I’m blessed with genetically driven low cholesterol so nothing on that menu would have really affected me, except for my waistline.
I am going to start calling my husband my “caliente love bundle.”
you can tell when someone has never worked retail, because they don’t recognize “the back” as a place that retail employees go to hide for 5 minutes on the pretense of looking for something they know doesn’t exist
“They didn’t just buy one book, they’d buy a dozen and be back a week later to buy a dozen more.”
“Chalky Death = my new band name.”