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9/12/15

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

9/12/15

16” rifles aren’t archaic. There’s still nothing that can throw Volkwagens 26 miles as effectively or efficiently.

9/12/15

I actually prefer the idea of an entirely autonomous vehicle to one that I have to drive myself, but occasionally takes an essential aspect of control away from me. At least with an autonomous vehicle I can relax with a nice scotch and the paper while my car just gets me where I want to be.

9/12/15

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

9/11/15

It’s better to have a car you hate in the winter. Would you rather have your prized vehicle get crushed when someone thinks they’re invincible with AWD despite their bald summer tires?

9/9/15

Indeed. I restrict my badmouthing to Volkswagen and Comcast.

9/4/15

Hey, Drew.

9/4/15

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

9/4/15

For every crucial 4th down in Packers playoff history, the defense prepares for the down with the same mindset and effort only rivaled by the 1916 Cumberland Football team.

9/4/15

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

9/4/15

The good thing about being a Bears fan is that the Packers have dominated the Bears for so long that you have complete license to laugh directly in the face of Packer fans whenever anything bad happens to their team.

9/4/15