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Remember when Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were going to be the Republican front runners and Trump was just some side-show that was going to fizzle and burn within a few weeks?

I will be soon if there’s free beer!

Sara is the hero we deserve

We could and do, but that’s not even a contest. At least with sports, our teams run the risk of losing.

“Even I think that this guy is out of his fucking mind.”

Illinois also stated they felt Cubit could get an extra 45.72 cm out of his players without forcing them to play hurt.

I don’t know how good of a fit Cubit will be. After this Beckman fiasco, you would think Illinois would go for someone who is more square.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

Eh, it’s pretty much my des ription too, but I’m okay with. Like my grandad used to say - if you’re not worth a mockery, you’re not worth much.

You buy your TV subscription and it still has commercials. You buy your smart phone and they still load it with crap. It’s just the way some things are. Not that I condone selling ad space without an owners consent.

Tales from the New Horizons

It sounds like you have been properly trained, have the right mindset for carry and ownershp and would be willing to go through a fair and democratic vetting process to obtain a permit. I’m honestly sorry you can’t. It’s also a shame because if you did carry, the government would know exactly who you are, what guns…

As a very outspoken concealed-carry advocate who is 99% sure this article will have an argument about guns in the comments, let me just be the first to say I completely agree that running away is the right thing to do. I don’t carry a gun in my home state, because apparently single women living alone who’ve been…

I think that the North Korean sub troops are taking their time and enjoying fresh-caught seafood before defecting to South Korea.

I believe this is the photo of ROK forces capturing a grounded N. Korean sub a few years back?

“Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.