If you’re a frequent redditer and your day is genuinely ruined because you can’t post obscene, vile, and hateful things then you probably have some significant underlying issues that should be addressed before sitting down at the keyboard.

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

+1

Hey Gordon, quit playing with your dinger.

It’s too bad, I really think all it would’ve taken was a little more badgering.

The least CBS could do is get some paid professionals on the floor.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sounds like an action comedy film starring Simon Pegg, Catherine Tate and Timothy Dalton as the boss.

24. Orienteering

In my mid 20’s I was hooking up with a petite single mother in her early 30’s (MILF). One time we had sex in my Honda Accord. She was sitting spread at an angle on the center arm rest/storage and I was kneeling on the driver’s seat. Those who have an Accord know the arm rest on the center console slides forward and…

Well what’s he supposed to do? He can’t use his hands.

Had a crazy redhead girlfriend back in high school. She once grabbed my hand and shoved it down her pants while we were in the back seat with both of her parents in the front. I think it was a Contour or maybe a Taurus. I also think her parents knew.

receiving road head while driving a manual in traffic. giggity giggity

you dont pick the girl over the dog.

U’Ren good hands, Golden State.
-Moises Alou

U’Ren good hands, Golden State.

Shout out to Kerr for giving the video guy credit.

I didn’t want to be indelicate and mention this in the post, but I can always count on commenters.