It’s better to have a car you hate in the winter. Would you rather have your prized vehicle get crushed when someone thinks they’re invincible with AWD despite their bald summer tires?

Indeed. I restrict my badmouthing to Volkswagen and Comcast.

Hey, Drew.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

For every crucial 4th down in Packers playoff history, the defense prepares for the down with the same mindset and effort only rivaled by the 1916 Cumberland Football team.

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

The good thing about being a Bears fan is that the Packers have dominated the Bears for so long that you have complete license to laugh directly in the face of Packer fans whenever anything bad happens to their team.

The best part of this letter is the comic sans.

It’s like this person made his bucket list to purposely do everything wrong in life.

Have any four conference finalists done as much to make your job easy as these four?

This is... amazing.

Next up: the Seattle Seahawks

“Mom, mom! Can I go over to Anthony’s house after baseball? He has the new Madden game and his dad said we could get pizza. Everyone’s going. Can I go? Please, mom? Please?”

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Remember when Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were going to be the Republican front runners and Trump was just some side-show that was going to fizzle and burn within a few weeks?

I will be soon if there’s free beer!

Sara is the hero we deserve

“Even I think that this guy is out of his fucking mind.”

Illinois also stated they felt Cubit could get an extra 45.72 cm out of his players without forcing them to play hurt.