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You buy your TV subscription and it still has commercials. You buy your smart phone and they still load it with crap. It’s just the way some things are. Not that I condone selling ad space without an owners consent.

Tales from the New Horizons

Y’know what? I kinda lied on my last post here. I didn’t even think of this one before.

I think that the North Korean sub troops are taking their time and enjoying fresh-caught seafood before defecting to South Korea.

I believe this is the photo of ROK forces capturing a grounded N. Korean sub a few years back?

“Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

Would you like to know more about how the Ford Transit is beating up the competition?

+1

Hey Gordon, quit playing with your dinger.

It’s too bad, I really think all it would’ve taken was a little more badgering.

The least CBS could do is get some paid professionals on the floor.

24. Orienteering

In my mid 20’s I was hooking up with a petite single mother in her early 30’s (MILF). One time we had sex in my Honda Accord. She was sitting spread at an angle on the center arm rest/storage and I was kneeling on the driver’s seat. Those who have an Accord know the arm rest on the center console slides forward and

Well what’s he supposed to do? He can’t use his hands.

Had a crazy redhead girlfriend back in high school. She once grabbed my hand and shoved it down her pants while we were in the back seat with both of her parents in the front. I think it was a Contour or maybe a Taurus. I also think her parents knew.

receiving road head while driving a manual in traffic. giggity giggity

U’Ren good hands, Golden State.
-Moises Alou

U’Ren good hands, Golden State.