50 gallon drum of lube.

... and it drives St Louis fans batshit crazy. The world thanks you

The unofficial punishments can make it worth while to stay out of trouble.

There were cars in the right lane at my 2, 3 and 4 o’clock. No place to go .

I skip the Delaware I-95 toll every time and stop at Wawa (by the red strip on the route) for bathroom/coffee/food, etc.

Surely break? Come on, this is a Buick 3800 - once one of Ward’s Best Engines in the World - not a Male Dugger Purity Pledge.

I think Jalopnik should add a mis-shift to these and highlight automotive fails.

If you pull a full one out you become the king of England.

I remember taking a troop with my parents when I was a kid, and a group of soldiers did this at a Red Lobster near Ft. Bragg. My dad, a Marine, apologised to the waitress on their behalf and told her to contact the base. She smiled and said they’d done it before, and it was almost worth getting stiffed, because the…

WaaaAAAAAAAAariOOOOOORRRRRRRRS! Come out and PLAYYYYYYYYEEAAAAYYYYYYY!

LeBron vs Curry. It's what NBA fans deserve.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

He left divots as he stomped toward the dugout, so the grounds crew had to come out and clean up the Fresh Prints.

He said “fruit chews, skittles in my car”. He was simply inviting them to share some delicious fruity candy after the game. It was a magnanimous gesture to bury the hatchet.

If he was a Garbage Pail Kid, he’d be Esopha Gus.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

“I’m Moving To Chicago”

The upside to Chicago/Midwest winters is that, all the roads are flat as shit, so even if you slide, you are just on the shoulder. I tend to be more worried about people running into me because they have “All Season Tyres” and think that makes them impervious to the snow, hence my winter beater. I live in Wisconsin…