Seeing how this was against the Cardinals, I would have gone for: KKK’s Cards.

Easy fix for Lexus, slap a predator grill and lexus badge on the highlander.

1-900-Law-Lehto for all the hot, nasty, legalese you can handle. $4.99 the first minute.

As a single person for about a year or so, I admit to miss making out more than bumping of uglies. Making out is super underrated.

There’s a possibility I might have a beige allergy. Could be why I refuse to drive a Camry. :)

How can we make drivers learn what is unintended acceleration and which pedal is which?

Sure hope Drew kept some of his Chopped money and his collared shirt, he’s going to need it for the pending lawsuit!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Replay of Clippers-Spurs Game 7 is on TNT for free. Problem solved.

was interference ultimately ruled on the play?

Anthony Michael Hall’s douchey fratboy son?

And probably promptly collapsing into a 14 hour nap.

you take the cat camping. Then, on the way home from camping, you pick up a new cat.

The NBA has decided not the punish the Rockets, since being in Houston is punishment enough.

As a Braves fan, I do respect the bitter irony of this situation.

Me: “My expectations for the Braves are too low for this season to be painful.”
Baseball gods: “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”

When Putsch comes to shove, I’d prefer it over the alternative.