It was worth it just to see how Connor McDavid would look as a judge read his triple murder guilty verdict aloud.

It looks like someone tried to modify a Chicago Bears logo.

He got his bell rung.

His brother, Yukon, was unavailable for comment.

"The bow-tie doesn't work on beige."
Chevy may be beige, but Volkswagen is invisible.

Uber will give you a ride the next morning to go back and get your car.

that's what she said...

If I can’t get the straw in the hole do I get a free ride by default?

*blows in tube*

You might need to look up Atalanta BC, which is not named Atalanta FC, nor are they Spanish.

If convicted, the pair could face up to five years in prison.

You miss jokes like Stephen Drew misses sliders.

That’s refreshing, but it would be even more refreshing if Fox treated Nolan like a real talent and gave her, you know, an actual studio instead of a closet.

Rebecca Johnson knows how to handle a 9 iron...because “she” has one.

I mean, he's an Avenger, but he can't be in 16 stadiums at once.

That last Rodgers tweet was directed at Lance Briggs, who retweeted a Rodgers' "Go Badgers" tweet, bringing up that Rodgers went to Cal and (assumingly) he can't root for Wisconsin. Good thing Briggs also threw in a "#BearDown" to draw attention to this exchange to show that Rodgers can embarrass Bears defensive…

And hey! The Yankees and Red Sox won't be playing each other, so there's a chance that all the games will finish around the same time, too!

Even before Dippin' Dots:

You forgot a critical item from this list: a rebooted version of X-Wing v. Tie Fighter as a cross over console game to be released around the same time as the movie. On that note, it would also be the perfect time to finally get the consoles to support some old-school flight stick peripherals to accompany the game.