1. To improve the longevity of your leased automobile and to avoid certain adverse legal and financial quandaries, look at the road while driving instead of trying to replicate a Zoolander modeling pose for an imaginary person in the passenger seat.

Can I add one to the list. This film was so bad, it destroyed it's own franchise. Seriously, they couldn't even make games for years. Thankfully that which is dead can always be kickstarted.

"I'm just waiting for that damn bird to get home. Waking me up while I'm supposed to be hibernating..I'll show them"

I went to their parties, I drank their beer, I poached their women (usually unsuccessfully), but when it came to joining? Fuck no.

Sounds like the Slick 50 selectively bonded with the oil pump pickup screen pretty well.

Not the best way to turn your BMW into an M car...LOL

Back in the day when checking the oil often was a necessity "Check the gas and fill up the oil."

Hah, my dodge burns even more oil than that!

Hmm how about funniest?

There is a big difference in a "diving catch" and a "catch while tripping." This was the latter.

Worthless + Awful + Woeful = Wuerffel

He can play while appealing

Danny Wuerffel: so bad he can't even make a "10 worst" list.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

I'm sure the Panthers will scoop him up as soon as he hits waivers.

First time all year a Marlin has been accused of hitting...

He is the anti-Tebow, and I hate how much attention Tebow gets but god damn. I like this kids style.

Only on the days I have to transport all my condoms I'm going to use TO SMASH YOUR MOMS!

I'd say Hasselbaink's hat trick was most impressive, simply because of the "Golden Hat Trick": one with his right foot, one with his left foot, and one with his head. Those are so rare and difficult to come across that, for me, it's most impressive for me.