If convicted, the pair could face up to five years in prison.

You miss jokes like Stephen Drew misses sliders.

That’s refreshing, but it would be even more refreshing if Fox treated Nolan like a real talent and gave her, you know, an actual studio instead of a closet.

Rebecca Johnson knows how to handle a 9 iron...because “she” has one.

I mean, he's an Avenger, but he can't be in 16 stadiums at once.

That last Rodgers tweet was directed at Lance Briggs, who retweeted a Rodgers' "Go Badgers" tweet, bringing up that Rodgers went to Cal and (assumingly) he can't root for Wisconsin. Good thing Briggs also threw in a "#BearDown" to draw attention to this exchange to show that Rodgers can embarrass Bears defensive…

Her Chinese cousin, Irene, approves this joke.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

And hey! The Yankees and Red Sox won't be playing each other, so there's a chance that all the games will finish around the same time, too!

I love this idea. It would be even better if MLB opened up online streaming for nonsubscribers that day.

From years in the business I can tell you that consumers rarely buy the car they come in to see. Personally, I've never seen the "bait and switch" tactic so many consumers scream about. The customers change vehicles based on all sorts of factors they simply wouldn't have known from shopping on a website such as...
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1. To improve the longevity of your leased automobile and to avoid certain adverse legal and financial quandaries, look at the road while driving instead of trying to replicate a Zoolander modeling pose for an imaginary person in the passenger seat.

I went to their parties, I drank their beer, I poached their women (usually unsuccessfully), but when it came to joining? Fuck no.

Sounds like the Slick 50 selectively bonded with the oil pump pickup screen pretty well.

Not the best way to turn your BMW into an M car...LOL

Back in the day when checking the oil often was a necessity "Check the gas and fill up the oil."

Hah, my dodge burns even more oil than that!

Hmm how about funniest?

There is a big difference in a "diving catch" and a "catch while tripping." This was the latter.