Worthless + Awful + Woeful = Wuerffel

He can play while appealing

Danny Wuerffel: so bad he can't even make a "10 worst" list.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

I'm sure the Panthers will scoop him up as soon as he hits waivers.

First time all year a Marlin has been accused of hitting...

He is the anti-Tebow, and I hate how much attention Tebow gets but god damn. I like this kids style.

Only on the days I have to transport all my condoms I'm going to use TO SMASH YOUR MOMS!

I'd say Hasselbaink's hat trick was most impressive, simply because of the "Golden Hat Trick": one with his right foot, one with his left foot, and one with his head. Those are so rare and difficult to come across that, for me, it's most impressive for me.

So... you slept with Bud Adams?

"You never want to see your team run by a dude who looks like a 15-term senator who bangs the help."

Even Matt Millen thinks you suck at drafting wideouts.

At least the S-Type starts, runs and occasionally can pass, all while hauling around a spare tire.

Prior to dropping their shit, the gulls were overheard saying "Check out our impression of one if your phone calls!"

Marlins would kill to have that many of ANYTHING in their ballpark for a game!

Sure, I've been to the Q, although it was a long time ago. I don't see what's so terrible about it. Putting it in Carlsbad doesn't make a whole lot of sense because that would place it well out of the city limits, so whatever positive economic benefit San Diego derives from it would be lost. And there's no place to…

Voiceover: "Wave your arms to let the bear know you are human."

My dad used to regale us with stories of him drinking Narragansett in college. I always wanted to have one, but it was out of production. Then they finally started making it again, and I bought a case for our 4th of July party and proudly gave an ice-cold one to my dad. "This tastes like shit, son" he said. "Just like…

I hope Jim McMahon gets an invite since the 80's are the only time he can still remember.