How to keep a roomful of kindergarten students entertained for 7 minutes...

Missed the easy V for Vendetta role, but a nice piece of work

For the right person, it’s a nice price.

YAAAASSSSSS.

Colon-lateral damage.

And how many people end up posting pictures of yellowed toilets?

But not in iTunes?

Toyota is still balking at Android Auto and Apple Car. The enTune system isn't bad, but it's far from great, too.

Most nonchalant ejection sign goes to Jim Joyce, May 21st.

Pitcher hit by ball in throat, 108 stitches removed

His throat went balls deep.

Big deal, when my brother was 13, he pushed a 45,000 railroad passenger car.

My family had a Citation (I want to say around that generation, not an X-11. 5 Speed Stick, fading blue. NP

Out of "professional courtesy"?

Your responses never disappoint.

Have always deferred to how she initiates the tonsil hockey. If it's short little pecks, or drawn-out sucking, I just go along with it. Just go with the flow, be aware of what's happening and you'll be winning kissing contests left and right.

Best hotel shuttle story:

Beep beep, mother trucker.

My response was meant to be more tongue-in-cheek. Chevy still doesn't do much to promote the Volt in the Milwaukee/Chicago market.

4th: Still, it's a Chevy Volt.