Have them buy from a fellow jalop at the stealerships/private parties.

I thought it was hilarious. But then again, I have no taste.

When you go beige, you need to also have a reliable car. VW missed that memo.

Pontiac: Saturn before it was introduced.

Neutral: I don't see this change affecting sales much for VW. The product has had a reputation for being a repair nightmare after the warranty expires.

His music is ridiculously good. Not to mention he's a great vocal and trombone performer.

Singapore song for dear old Norway...

Did they charge her a buccaneer to check her over?

I can never tell my rite from wrong.

Like giving directions and not knowing left from right?

You've got it wrong, we need to toss him into the air.

Depends on state. Some make it illegal to negotiate the "prep fee" because ti could ge considered as discriminatory.

An old stripped out conversion van. Take all the ladies back...

I'd pour out that Busch Light, too.

You'll be giving yourself your own free ride.

I blame the deconagestants.

"Scholar Acnete"

Silly baseball players, gators don't climb shit.

"My, what big eyes you have!"

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