Just what I expected from someone whose every comment during The Mandalorian season one was “This show is stupid, you’re all stupid for loving this, and you’ll eventually agree with me!”

Tell me you only watched the first 2/3 of the first season of Agents of SHIELD without telling me you only watched the first 2/3 of the first season of Agents of SHIELD.

It’s been awhile since I saw TLJ but wasn’t the point that they ships couldn’t be tracked while they were in hyperspace, but once they came out of hyperspace then they could be?

Don’t they track the Millenium Falcon once it exits hyperspace?  Isn’t the point that you can’t track a ship with a tracking beacon when it is in hyperspace, but once it exits you can track it?

We’ve had decades of movies and TV shows where sometimes people are shot with a gun and survive, and sometimes they are shot with a gun and die immediately. It depends on where you are shot. Same with lightsaber impalings.

“even though The Last Jedi said that tracking a ship through hyperspace is impossible without specific technology”

Well played, Clerks.

“rather than Peter’s weirdly pro-surveillance state “Spider-Cop” gig from the first game”

“rather than Peter’s weirdly pro-surveillance state “Spider-Cop” gig from the first game”

That was just a vial with a tiny vial of sand - that was not all of Sandman.  When you examine that backpack item Peter himself says that he doesn’t know if opening this vial would release the Sandman.

Pearl Jam’s Last Kiss
Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal
Michael Bolton’s When A Man Loves A Woman
David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Dancing in the Street

Klik-Klak drawing the Death Star in the sand (one circle inside another one) gave me chills.  And I loved that none of the other characters knew what he was trying to tell them here.

“Correct me if I’m wrong but… what Senate? Wasn’t that essentially dissolved?”

“This is the most anti-climactic plot reveal in all the galaxy.”

Wow, this is a hot take and definitely did not age well, considering what we got from Maul later.

When did CW go from the network to go to for superhero shows to the network that seems ashamed that they ever had any superhero shows and wants to get rid of them ASAP and just pretend they never aired on their network?

Kanye West being terrible to people?

Technically Uncle Ben never said “With great power ...” in the origin - it was just the omniscient narrator. Uncle Ben having said that to Peter was a retcon done in a Spider-Man vs. Wolverine one-shot in the 1980s.

“A red and blue spider?”

Big Ben really scared me in House (the 1985 movie, not the series).