Elon is never going to have babies with you.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

My old driving instructor drilled it into my brain that you should never be going more than 20MPH faster than slowing or stopped traffic in an adjacent lane for precisely this reason.

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“Youtuber” = zero sympathy.

I have a real hard time caring for someone who can afford a $140K vehicle that’s depreciated that much 🤷‍♂️🤣

The Ford Granada and Mercury Monarch. These were peak malaise garbage built on a 20-year-old platform that dated back to the original Falcon. They rusted almost immediately, even in California. They drove like an old pallet on top of a shopping cart, the interiors were made of absurdly cheap plastic, and the design…

The Iron Duke still powers the 35-year-old USPS LLV that chugs by my house every day (except Sunday, of course.)

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Mercedes-Benz is a mere shell of its former self. They’ve joined the other German manufacturers where you fear owning one after the warranty expires because it’s a four-figure bill whenever it goes in the shop. Cost cutting is just going to add to their downward spiral. Maybe they should just build quality cars that…

How have people not figured out that Tesla deposits are just interest free loans for Elon. Sure, he’ll give you your principle back, years later after collecting the interest on the money he’s been sitting on. Want a Tesla product? Put your deposit in a mutual fund and wait it out.  It’s not like its going to be the…

So ASS is ass? Like everything else Elmo puts out.

Tesla recently released an updated version of the software called Actually Smart Summon or ASS

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Why????

but it’s hard to deny that the ID Buzz is not a lovely piece of design.

I’ve had a (thankfully) small number of situations with other aggressive drivers repeatedly trying to cut me off or brake check me, and I pointed in a very exaggerated manner to my front dashcam and then did the fingers to the eyes and then to them “I’m watching you” motion...in all cases, they raced away after…

I can’t count the number of times where something mildly insane happened to me and I later on wondered why the hell I didn’t do X, because obviously X would have been clear and reasonable thing to do, rather than Y, which was either somewhat useless or completely counter-productive. Things like this put us in weird…

I wonder if the police would have shown up if she told them that they intentionally attacked her with their car, and that she was afraid for her safety.