A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

First day there in June I mentioned this video and Tom had a great story behind it, gotta love the old days.

This was the best chance to have a Jets vs Jets game played and as always, with no winners.

Being a fan of this team is shameful. Not shameful in the way that people submit to WYTS. We are shameful in the way that we not only feel ashamed to tell people we are a fan of this team, but we genuinely feel ashamed of ourselves for being fans of this team.

Never have time for parties, either putting on awesome motorsports events or in the shop working on awesome racing vehicles.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Dude, the proper risk assessment in cases like these is:

Is the person chased an immediate threat to the community? Yes/No
And is the pursuit of that person in a high speed chase a bigger threat to said community? Yes/No.

Here it’s rather clear that the cops decided wrong on both points.

So, you’re saying they can arrest multiple evildoers at once without endangering the public?

If my kids start buying coke they better be buying it for me.

You know what else should be included in the risk assessment?

You don’t get it do you? Suspect wasn’t speeding through the school zone until the police chased them, and then everyone was speeding. See how that works? The original reason they were involved was because of a forged check, not because the car was speeding, or breaking traffic laws, or endangering anyone. I don’t…

Yeah... unless the crime involved something actually violent as opposed to trying to cash a bad cheque, the danger caused by that chase was downright stupid and the response was completely out of proportion to the given crime.

Who sells coke to kids? Shit’s expensive and kids are poor.

Wait... what? Really? I fly a lot. Newark is the worst airport in the country, by a mile and a half. The international terminal isn’t too bad, but the domestic terminals are fucking godawful. It’s better than it was a couple years ago, when the bathrooms were all under renovation and you literally had to use a…

“Walker told me I have AIDS" is one of the greatest going-to-hell moments in late night history

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

Co-drive Rally Finland, win a rally overall (came so close), win a national title, race the Baja 1000, compete in an R5/S2000/WRC car (current or former spec), co-drive an unlimited class truck, finish Vegas to Reno as a driver, race Dakar...

The ritual is very simple.

A monster truck show will make you feel like a 12 year old again. Except you can have beer.