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Horatio-Velveteen
horatio-velveteen

David, when shifting in your J10, do you also make imaginary engine noises? You know, because it doesn’t run...

Ford is running the risk of diluting the ST brand into meaningless drivel, much like Mercedes and BMW have done with AMG and M.

I wanna rot for a few weeks, so I’m good & bloated. Then I wanna get launched out of a cannon at my neighbor’s house with the fucking dog they let bark all goddamn night.

Suspects wanted for questioning:

I actually really like this era of Mustang. The 2011ish ones I mean. 2018 interior is definitely better, but the older front end is more, I don’t know, “Mustangy.”

Well... so far it’s;

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Labrador retrievers?

The new ‘Stang looks like a partially-used bar of soap compared to the original car.

Hell is clapping at a mid-size sedan and then going home to watch Bullitt until you die.

Yeah, and they haven’t retained their value nearly as well, so they’re all over the buy-here pay-here lots. The rims on that car tell me all I need to know.

Cars like this are akin to jamming forks in light sockets, sticking your hand in a tank full of piranhas, and having unprotected sex with strangers from Craigslist.

Top 15 cars that haven’t been washed/vacuumed in 15 years.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

I’m more interested to know if it will throw a CEL with loosening the cap.

Car’s love that closed loop goodness. If the ECU isn’t giving me full boost, I know the engine isn’t up to temp yet and the car’s not happy. Plus, high-strung turbo 4's with a manual combined with me still shivering from the cold lead to a pretty herky jerky ride until I come up to temp as well :P

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

Oh who are we kidding.

Live band in the car or go home. Nothing else beats it.

Anyone can selectively quote the ‘94 Civic Owner’s Manual to prove a point, the entirety of the manual’s message is what’s important.