“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

If it’s just Donald Trump being squished underneath two falling architectural columns, I’m all for it.

Two Corinthians One Trump is the next viral video.

My favorite part of that whole dumpster fire of a speech was where he was like “They call me ‘plainspoken’ but I’m smart. I went to an Ivy league school! Have you ever heard of it? The Wharton School of Finance!” and the whole place just went DEAD. (That’s usually a big applause line for him in his stump speech,…

Why is Jennifer Lawrence nominated for that average performance in a very very average film? She is the “young people” ratings bait. Every fucking year. I’m sure she’ll spew out something quirky about food and being clumsy and “normie” people crap. I am so over it. On the other hand, I’m thrilled to see Mad Max being…

“to *change us* from a Judeo-Christian foundation to a Muslim foundation.”

Dude MUST have either discovered the wonders of face *makeup* - or literally started some next level, unhinged performance art.

Not quite: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Jo…

So I have a “friend,” (I use that term loosely,) who was at this rally.

Good luck little guy, may all your days be a moonage daydream.

We can be penguins,

You spelled 98% wrong.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

I don’t care too much about the adults in this case other than thinking that they would probably benefit more from therapy than prison, but the kids? THAT’s what should have justified action from the police.

Yeah, he’s a dick for having that position, but that’s his position so at least he owns it. He’s not hedging or dissembling, so on the plus side, it makes it really easy to draw and contrast and say “this is what voting for Ted Cruz would mean.”

Rock it, sister! I give you my blessing. *waves Muslim fashion wand*

I'd culturally appopriate all of this if someone told me it was okay.

Abayas are the best thing in the world guys. When you haven’t showered or don’t look fresh for whatever reason, just throw one of these on over your clothes and you instantly look put together and chic, they’re so comfy too. Just the other day my sister was taking birthday pictures at home. I came late and covered in…

It’s so weird to me that people are surprised by this. As a Muslim woman I constantly see incredibly fashionable Muslimas and I’m like “damn... I really should get out of my pajamas more often and up my game.” I’m a lazy Muslima when it comes to fashion but when I do go out in actual clothes most people don’t even…

Five alarm chili with a whole extra bottle of hot sauce dumped in and cut the water supply. Standoff over.