Heard this one a while ago and it’s my fave:

In honor of Kylie’s new hair, here’s my favorite blonde joke:

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

I re-read that one several times and I still can't figure it out. Theme park? motchas?

I graduated from Liberty. I grew up in a liberal Christian household with pro-choice, pro-equality parents who openly identify as socialists. Perhaps because they are Brits, they are able to keep their religion and their politics separate.

Yeah, if there’s one thing this country needs it’s fewer attempts to communicate and find common ground across party lines.

There’s something very idealistic about this. I thought it was brave of Bernie to do it. He has the mien of an old grouchy college professor, and he may have just gone there to give those kids a damn education. Shake up their sensibilities a bit, which is what college is for. Besides, a serious presidential candidate…

A friend was raised in an extremely restricted, extremely religious family. One evening over a drink he movingly told the story of a comparative religion course that he took in college (the state university, BTW) where he had an ‘awakening’ of sorts. He saw clearly, for the first time, that while mythology can be a…

Yep. Born and raised in a super conservative Christian community. Some of them actually do a good job of pushing on youngsters “Question Everything”. Even as they try to indoctrinate you, many kids who take in that mentality and combine it with teenage rebellion wind up escaping the brainwashing.

whats the point of any of this really

CA Governor Jerry Brown was also trying to reach out to those that disagree with him (and smack them for their willful ignorance):

SO
MUCH
WIN

I also had no idea if they were talking about mocha or matcha. Or something else entirely, even. Very poorly written story.

I was working at a margarita bar on the water, so winter was slow. We relied on our regulars, a few of which were a group of late twenties bro dudes who would come in for nachos and fish bowl sized margaritas. They were generally ok, except they LOVED to flirt with all of the female staff, despite none of us being…

Exactly? I take my 4 yo daughter with me most weeks for the shopping trip because she is starting to really love cooking and likes to help me get stuff at the store (and maybe also because she sometimes gets toys/treats from the store). More than a few times I’ve had soccer moms or older cashier ladies (it’s always…

I’ve always hated the “I’ll get you fired” response. I told a woman once that if a person like her could get me fired, then the job wasn’t worth keeping.

I worked at McDonalds long ago... I had several customers who would conclude their drive-thru orders with “that’s to go” — like they would if they were inside. It’s kinda irritating, because — am I going to expect them to eat it in the drive-thru lane or something...

One day, I’d kind of had it — I hear the “that’s to…

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”