The amount of people who think their rights are being stripped away because we’ve “become an anti-Christian nation” is baffling. The only “right” that’s been taken away here is the right to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses. That’s it.

Wrong India, Columbus.

“I literally have, so... thanks for the snark?”

When I worked at a major Canadian bookstore chain (You know, the only one) someone went to my co-worker and pulled the “The CEO is my sister!” Little did she know that the CEO’s nephew was directly in front of her. He just simply replied, “Mom?!”

“Nobody would do that and not expect to be on the hook for his cleaning/repair bill = nobody would do that.”

You literally have never worked customer service, because nobody who has would say anything as naive as what you’re saying. I’ve seen many customers whose very first words are obscenities, & I’m sure I’m not alone in that.

But I wasn’t the one who wrote the articles. I was just a 7-yearl old girl answering the phone. If some people want to scream at somebody they don’t care who it is and if he/she is responsible for their problem in the slightest. The server in the restaurant is not responsible for the menu. A 7-year old girl is not…

There is no way that a woman instantly goes to cursing out a 15 year old

I work at a music venue and had some dude call about renting one of our concert rooms for his shitty show. After I told him we didn’t rent our room and that even if we did, that particular date was already booked, he didn’t believe me and asked to speak to the manager. I informed him that the manager couldn’t help him…

“There is no way that a woman instantly goes to cursing out a 15 year old”

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.

You clearly have no idea how shifts work at cheapass restaurants. Here is how my job works:

That gif is my new favorite thing ever. I want to be as happy as that guy

She didn’t capitulate; she set a trap and sprang it.

Look on the bright side, it could have been “What’s New Pussycat”?

I got that from a person who was actually the owner of the business where I worked. I still didn’t care that I immediately retorted “Do you know who I AM?!” back to him. Damn, that felt good.

THIS post! This POST.... had EVERYTHINGGGGGG!!!!!

There's nothing like karma doing the revenge for you! Not a restaurant, but I worked at a grocery store and something like this happened. Whenever someone bought wine, I'd always offer (per our regular standard) to wrap it up in some newspaper to protect it. She'd already been rude and snappy with me - probably…

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I watched from the corner as Sara took them their wine glasses. And I watch as she tottered over with a large, fruit-filled pitcher of sangria. And I watched as she lifted the pitcher high over the wretched woman’s head...and dumped it all over her.