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Hopperstad
hopperstad

Did they include a tiny little hanger with the glitter?

Disagree.

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time.

Yeah, I personally would be in a much better financial situation if I hadn't gone to college.

I'm so with KD... someone I know, who definitely isn't me, did something similar to a SHITTY manager's house.

Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.

The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

Why is every asshole's first friendly tip that we should all go to college?

In my former life as s graphic designer I was forced to design literature for one of these places. Same deal; couldn't speak up for fear of losing my job.

who am nice, but are obviously doing harm and promoting ignorance and don't seem to know it.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

My anti-choice mother, when I told her I would be getting a Mirena IUD: "It doesn't stop eggs from being fertilized; it just stops them from implanting!" *wrings hands* Me: "I sure as hell hope so!" I don't owe anything to any goddamn egg.

I am really very curious about whether the worker who diagnosed the IUD as a pregnancy was doing it in a deliberately misleading way or if it was a diagnostic mistake. Neither would surprise me, but it'd be interesting to know.

Here's the proud papa

I work at a print shop where places like this do business and everytime they come in to get their material printed, I just die a little bit inside. It's not a small business either, so I can't let the manager know that I find them unscrupulous and that I refuse to touch their work, it's a large print conglomerate, so

Well you did use capital letters when asked me if I asked her if she had a reason. That is some victim blaming bullshit. She yelled at us because she had a bad day. I asked her if I did anything wrong (which I shouldn't have to) and she said no. She just had a bad day so she took it out on us.

I thought box burning was a common thing.

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's