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once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I

Normally with a story like Daniel Blake's I would be lamenting it as an example how people with their anti-gluten fad dieting are making things harder with people with real, genuine food allergy issues.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

My husband describes the whole two hour experience as if the entire staff had never been inside of a restaurant before and had no idea how typical restaurant experiences were supposed to work. Or drugs.

Before I start, let me say I was a server for a decade, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for all service employees. But this story has become legendary in my family, so: Mr. Tigger and I moved for his job from the East Bay Area in CA to Austin, Texas. On our first date night after moving, we went out to

Versailles may have become the ultimate symbol of a system that the Revolution would bring to an end, but it began as a symbol of Louis XIV's loathing of Paris. He was a young boy during the Fronde and it was a traumatic and humiliating experience for him. It's pretty commonly accepted that he developed his autocratic

Canadian milk?

This one comes via my husband, who this actually happened to:

Oh my god.

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, the BIZARRO EDITION:

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

As someone who actually grades the US Government and Politics AP exam, let me put you all at ease—Fox News has nothing to worry about.

The phrase "American exceptionalism" makes me want to exceptionally shoot my American self

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.

But is skim really milk? #teamwholemilk

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.