When I was in college, my favorite restaurant just had a big sign behind the register that said “We reserve the right to deny service to assholes.”

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.......It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday.

Jon Hopkins is an English musician and producer who writes and performs electronic music. He began his career playing keyboards for Imogen Heap, and has produced but also contributed to albums by Brian Eno, Coldplay, David Holmes and others.

Who/what is “Jon Hopkins”? Perhaps you mean Johns Hopkins?

Johns Hopkins.

Ted Cruz is simultaneously a maximally awful person to everyone, and someone who obviously doesn’t ever believe a word of what he says. Ivy League guy slumming it with the yokels because nobody is ever too much of a jerk to get elected by Republicans.

The designer, Lorie Smith, said the state’s rule prevents her from selling wedding websites because she only believes in heterosexual marriages and doesn’t want to serve gay couples.

Winning a $40 million lawsuit filed against you ≠ winning $40 million.

The 1996 Olympics were in Atlanta, home of Coca-Cola.  There was no way on earth they were going to let Pepsi outbid them for that sponsorship.

This is a In-N-Out fries are good hot-take. I’ve never met anyone who likes Hunt’s more unless it’s cheaper to buy. I mean it’s your palate and you’re allowed to like anything you want, but you’re on an island for sure. 

Idk, I thought the Blade films were pretty dark. Parker Posey was weird/cute, I guess.

Don’t we all want to be in the presence of Oprah Winfrey?

In theaters Nov 23, on Netflix Dec 23. Since it’s absolutely impossible for AV Club to include this shit anymore.

These the same bots who then resell the tickets on Ticketmaster’s site where Ticketmaster then takes an even bigger cut than they did on the initial sale?

Buncha phonies

If anything, this whole business in that movie is kinda charming because it shows Dwayne Johnson - whose pursuit of everything-to-everyone broad appeal has resulted in him meticulously avoiding doing anything at all exceptional - doing something that everybody watching knew was obviously terrible. (the “doing” in this…

Look, I’m forward-thinking - I accept that people like her didn’t choose to celebrate christmas, and that they were just born that way. What I don’t understand is why they just have to be so flamboyant about it. Like, can’t you do your christmas stuff behind closed doors, and not throw it in all of our faces? I’m…

This list is inaccurate. I was at Sofi a month or so ago for a Rams game and was in a state of shock looking at those prices. Also, it’s a little odd to separate the Chargers and Rams, as they share the same stadium and pricing tiers.

My money was on overtime fraud, which staties and multiple local departments have been caught doing, largely on traffic flagging details because a state law makes it difficult to hire civilian flaggers.

When negotiating compensation for a job, consider asking for more paid time off. It usually something that they have room to adjust.