Anyone that just leaves a cart can fuck right off. I don’t care what your excuse is. Park closer to a corral if you have a reason you cant walk an extra 20 feet. My car is 8 years old and has at least a half a dozen dents from wayward carts that these assholes can’t be bothered with.

How about the question of returning the cart to the corral, but seeing how far away you can be from the corral when you launch the cart? It’s kind of like putting in golf. You have to allow for the slope of the parking lot, windage, etc. You get bonus points if in addition to getting the cart into the corral, you…

How do you review a car and not know it’s a diesel?

You’re still young. That’s your fault. There’s so much you have to go through. Find a girl (or boy). Settle down. If you want to, you can get a minivan. Look at me. I am old. But I’m happy driving my crossover.

Chris Evan’s is my favorite Chris and he seems like an overall good and decent person. I’m a-ok with this. His love of his dog also scores him huge points with me.

“second-row seat that stores under the rear cargo floor, allowing you to switch between seating for seven or eight. Honestly, that sounds pretty cool.”

I read somewhere that Kid Rock makes music people who how exactly what the Sudafed purchase limit is at Walgreens.

This is the Toyota playbook.  Put the same tire as V6 in everything.  Get average gas mileage but reliable as hell. 

PHEV is a standard question now, that needs more positive answers.

I hope she took all that gofundme money and is off to Zihuatanejo, Shawshank style. 

A message to the public: If you see this fugitive, no you didn’t.

Yeah, he’s a comedy legend in the sense that his talent is purely mythological.

suggested correction “he’s not afraid to say what white guys with a high school education in 1995 is thinking”  seriously, dave is an elderly white man, thats all.

Here’s not afraid to say what 1995 is thinking. 

Your “fresh” canned tomatoes were cooked to a temperature well above boiling for a period of upwards of 15 minutes during the canning process. They are also “leftovers.”

Objectively, pretty much every food media outlet that’s tested jarred pasta sauce has said that Rao’s is head and shoulders better than any other brand. My own experience bears this out. Bertoli is shit. Raos actually tastes good. Very good. There’s no point to running a comparison with anything besides Raos. Truly. 

Many tomato sauces can be made in the time it takes to cook the pasta, with about as much prep as the Hazan recipe. My marinara sauce simmers for maybe ten minutes. If you think about it, jarred pasta sauces are leftovers — you are heating something that’s already been cooked. That’s why homemade is generally tastier:…

I mean, he’s objectively a quack. I don’t know anyone who’s blaming Oprah directly for his decision to run, but she gave him a massive, legitimized platform and has never, not once, spoken publicly about how that was a mistake. I know it’s bad form to speak out, unprompted, against a friend or former friend, but he…

Yeah, I managed to break a vanity accidentally as a teenager, dude has to at least the strength of a dork child