“Because I had three kids. I worked up until the second they were born.”

Yeah, whatever happened to predictability?

There are a few Reddit stories about him being an asshole but they seem fishy.  Considering the mountains of stories about how much a class act he is.  

Al Yankovic is the one person I believe represents all that is good in humanity. If I found out he was a racist or some kind of sex criminal, I honestly don't know if I could recover. 

Walk Hard is an absolutely perfect parody and it isn't physically possible for it to be funnier 

Yeah, this has been known since the game came out. It was in Nintendo Power back then. I was 6 or 7 years old at the time and that was always a thing.

I believe its appeal comes from the fact that it’s a great “background movie.” There really isn’t a plot, more just loosely threaded together vignettes, so a lot of people throw it on during holiday celebrations. You can tune in for 15 minutes, walk away, come back, etc. I honestly don’t think I’ve watched it cover to…

Stiller’s IMDB page already says he’s a producer on an “announced” Dodgeball 2.

SNL sketches have literally never known how to end. I don't know if it's a function of needing to be flexible with the time constraints, but the format has always been 1 minute of a decently funny sketch + 4 minutes of pounding the premise into the ground until it's a fine paste.

Your cast listing shows Seth Meyers as Weekend Update anchor and Don Pardo (who died in 2014) as announcer.

This seems to be the way it works now. Someone is falsely reported as having died, only to actually die a few days later. Weird.

As a kid in New Jersey and then various New England states in the 1970s, the brand of cold pack cheese was Wispride (nodding to its roots!), and either the only flavor offered was port wine, or else that was the only flavor my folks would buy, and the purple and orange was indeed bewitching. Super tasty. In the 80s, I…

I have been told on these web pages that they can’t raise prices and eliminate tipping or else people would never eat out because they would be afraid of the higher prices on the menu.

Right? Most places I know of (including my own workplace) do four 10-hour days in that situation.

Screw Chick-fil-A, I want to work for this mythical company:

I hate to defend the dude, but it’s been known since that happened that he didn’t know Bridget was pregnant when he started dating Gisele. They had broken up.

Oh, I think he’s had far too much cosmetic surgery at this point. Add in his crazy nutrition theories [never having once eaten a strawberry? Seriously?] That loon business partner in TB12 might lead him to an early grave not just losing his marriage.

So this is like that no-carb bread they sell at Costco? Kinda tasteless, but useful for sandwiches or French toast.

That’s how you think 5 moves ahead.

Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK is the unfounded rumour. Ted Cruz himself is, however, the Zodiac Killer.