The thing I always thought was funny is that “to insure promptness” or whatever for “tip” isn’t even correct - it would be “ensure”, so “tep”.

I didn’t like The Last Jedi (stay with me for just a moment) because I didn’t like Rian’s directorial approach of changing everything simply for the sake of changing it.  You don’t do that in the middle of a story.  HOWEVER, I was looking forward to seeing what he would do when he had control over an entire trilogy. …

I finished Uncut Gems and I had two thoughts:

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

I just wonder why David Schwimmer, as the largest male Friend actor, didn't etc. etc. 

It’s comedy central, so I’m pretty sure the leading candidate to replace Noah is reruns of the Office.

I like Reggie Watts, even though he moved to James Corden’s show (ugh), but getting Weird Al as a replacement bandleader on Comedy Bang Bang was a huge get.

One of them should be Weird Al. Why? Because the world needs more Weird Al

Being the only place 20 years ago to deliver via bike directly to my dorm room was the main reason I liked them. Those tiny sandwiches are the basic menu, and they go great on a shoestring budget. 

When will he lose his job over not being funny? Is that ever gonna happen?

JJ bread is the best bread of any chain deli. And the meat quality has always been far superior than subway. Subway has more value and variety but by no metric is it higher quality

If you can find snack size bags of Sour Patch kids, I recommend going that route. Kids love them, teens love them, their parents will probably love them too if they’re millennials. 

Maybe it is just me, and my weird preferences... but somehow describing a sandwich with the word CRUNCH just makes my brain recoil in horror.  Like, that is not a selling point I am looking for.  Also, I would not use Crunch to describe lettuce and/or fresh onions.  Crisp perhaps but not crunch.  

“the Federal Trade Commission is looking closely at the deal”

Bill Murray seems pretty rude, but also Seth Green deserved that

> Snyder recently told a close associate that he has gathered enough secrets to “blow up” several NFL owners, the league office and even commissioner Roger Goodell.

A friend of mine had a daughter last month. Ethel Hazel Agatha LastName.

part of it is that Flash seems to have been in production forever and feels like it should have come out a long time ago

I admit I drive thru fast food more often than I should, but that also gives me a little bit of insight into which restaurants are quickest/slowest as far as my local restaurants are concerned.

My nostalgia for Happy Meals is always wanting one but my parents never being able afford it.