Height is forgivable if we get a Wolverine with a Canadian accent.

Danny DeVito is RIGHT THERE! 

Wolverine is canonically 5'4", ergo the only appropriate actor for the role is Daniel Radcliffe.

To tall and to pretty

It’s very weird to see Jezebel rewrite it’s attitude to the 2016 elections. Most of the writers have left now, but this site was decidedly anti Hillary Clinton.

My money’s on armed standoff with law enforcement.

I suppose its possible that one day far into the future, our grandchildren might ask us, “How did the world come back from the brink of destruction?” And we will respond, “Everyone realized that as much as we all hated each other, if we didn’t band together as one people to stop Ezra Miller, we’d never be able to live…

Luck had very little to do with it. It’s a lot of work. But so is parenting. 

You know what else works as “plant based rice?”

take us back to when he died. the last few seasons were his comatose odyssey and now we get the proper show when he awakes.

No matter what happens, a vocal percentage of people will be gigantic dicks about it.

I wish they’d take screenwriting seriously. The writing in this show is... not quite as bad as the other live-action SW shows, but it’s pretty bad.

I saw Pulp Fiction like 40 times in the theater (I was an 18-year-old white dude and a smartypants, the target demographic for most QT films) and I still think it holds up, but no, Shawshank Redemption is the movie that should have won. It is more accomplished by every conceivable metric* except “inserting Tom Hanks…

It’s a movie about a semi-competent middle-class straight white male who constantly fails upward while anyone around him who has a modicum of an independent thought, including women, people of color, and disabled veterans, constantly struggle to exist in a society that unfairly accommodates and celebrates semi-competen…

Shawshank should have won Best Picture, so the Tarantino Stans can still suck it.

It could make a facinating double bill with another eventual remake, “Peter Benchley’s Jaws”, which, if you've read the book, is just Jaws, but awful.

can’t wait for someone to eventually get the terrible idea to do a forest gump series that’s closer to the book. in the book, the lietenant dan character is in it, but gump spends most of his time with a chimp who speaks sign language that he worked with when he went to space. yes, he goes to space in the book.

My jaw hit the floor when I realized the film literally has a scene where it’s implied God destroyed a bunch of black businesses so a pair of white guys could catch shrimp.

Nah, the best film of 1994 was the Chris Elliott vehicle “Cabin Boy”.

Zipper merging only works when nobody has the “let’s see how many cars I can pass before I have to merge” mentality...   so zipper merging doesn’t work.