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We always called it the heel, and it’s my favorite part. The ends are also my favorite part of meat loaf, and that, we did call the butt.

Actual headline for a conservative newspaper column in the UK:

Haven’t there been enough stories already?

You mean Book of Bobba Fett. It's hillarious when a show with book on it's title didn't have good writer.

Blues Brothers 2000

Ghostbusters 2016 cameo. 

Rolling coal violates the federal Clean Air Act which covers emissions for all states. Texas abides by the federal law but there is also a state transportation code that prohibits altering automobile emissions.

Weird how the bread butt of a French bread loaf or baguette is delicious, but the bread butt of sliced bread sucks.

Life’s too short to wait around an hour for a tv dinner or potato to cook in the oven. I have a stove, toaster oven, air fryer, and electric kettle, so I could definitely get by without one, but I won’t. I just hate the over the stove ones, which I have and have been meaning to replace with a proper vent hood, because

Two things: why are y’all posting updates on these old-ass articles? It’s been over two months. Why not just draft a new freakin’ article?

All the Defenders Netflix shows: hold my beer.

Eeeeeeh I still prefer short and sweet over long slog seasons with filler episodes

Have you seen Legion? I’m pretty die-hard for MCU stuff but even I find Moon Knight subpar. The CGI is awful! Moon Knight doesn’t even remotely look convincing against real backdrops. Couldn’t they at least have some aspect of the costume be practical? 

I hadn’t thought of the possibility that it was the third personality that killed her dad (maybe familiarity with the comics origin kept me from thinking of it?), and now I’m disappointed because that sounds pretty likely and now I won’t be surprised. lol

Given this writer’s reference to Buffy throughout the review (and no reference to the Jeff Lemire comics or the recent TV show Legion), I don’t think they’re a pop-culture (or recent TV) expert.

WB Exec: It turns out that due to time travel shenanigans, The Flash movie was actually released 15 years ago, and it has subsequently been locked in the Disney Vault.

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

it's pretty clearly taking heavy influence from Jeff Lemire’s run on Moon Knight which used the mental hospital as a reason to get some truly powerful insights into Marc as a character. not to mention the whole cliffhanger into hospital reality felt very Legion. I’d say those are much clearer reference points here

didn’t even realize it was supposed to be a plot twist.. i just thought “ah, they are doing a legion/buffy/harry potter thing where this is the afterlife, false memory, illusion.. k carry on”

Moon Knight reveals a big plot twist”? Did it? We don’t know where this is going, but it doesn’t seem like they actually want us to believe this is all in his head at this point. Too many fantastical elements to the psychiatric hospital.

I wonder what they’ll call -this- reboot of indentured servitude!