That’s fine if that what it means to you.

Now to the part where she shills for snake oil “brain supplements.”

She’s a slut-shamer and she spreads pseudoscience. There should be no place for her on Jeopardy.

Wasn’t it, in fact, the SECOND episode of the series where they pulled that move? And then conveniently forgot about it?

This is 100% a Sony fuck-up. Shit like this don’t happen under the iron Infinity gauntlet of Feige.

The Sausage Egg Mcmuffin is superior to me, and also usually half the price...

In - whoevers - defense. Car vending machines are stupid.

Are you sure that Carrie Underwood is Catholic? I thought she was raised Baptist but is now part of some non-denominational church?

Vegan hot dogs get it pretty right. Ever tried one?

The Catholic church has come out in favor of taking the vaccine and masking up. Now, some of the conservative clergy disagree, but Underwood being a hardcore Catholic isn’t a reason for her to opposed mask mandates, or vaccination. If that is her position, that’s on her.

And I’d like PETA to stop euthanizing healthy animals in their kill shelters, dumping their carcasses in dumpsters and stealing people companion animals off their porches when no one’s looking so that they can be euthanized as well. But we can’t always get what we want.

In all honesty, it’s not a bad request and I’d be…

Which would be why I drink tea.

It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.

This One Weird Trick Will Make Your Readers Hate You!

Number 3 will surprise you!

You Won’t Believe We Have No Idea Which of These SNL Cast Members Will Be Back

Yeah, he’s the Glue Guy of the current cast.

Yes G/O Media, I am definitely going to click through 22 slides in order to read “we don’t know who is coming back to SNL next season.”

I’m not sure if he’s at all thinking about leaving, but Beck Bennett is their low-key MVP. He’s really funny and can play a weirdo or any generic dad role.  Pretty versatile.  If he leaves, that’s gonna be a big yawning gap in the roster.