Here is the image/map of it, save the clickthrough.

“Excuse me! My eyes are . . . well, never mind."

He has achieved immortality through meme.

I kept saying “this kid looks like a baby Leeloo Dallas Multipass.”  Nice to know I was right!  She really got her mom’s eyes.

Take pictures of the stopped vehicles including license plates and the drivers’ faces (so they can’t pretend they weren’t the ones driving). Then have them sent in “reeducation” or “work” camps. No half-measures.

Not being a Marvel expert, I thought it was just a tiny Thor, not a frog.

Not hard to know this would be a turd from the first announcement. Musical comedies are loved by a few, loathed by a few more, and ignored by everyone else.

It’s Agatha! For real this time!

“There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake, because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went ‘AAHH! It’s me!’ And then he stabbed me.”

I was a huge fan of the original as I was in 5th grade when it dropped and its still a fun nostalgic trip.

look again at the letters, that is not the Stark tower per se. It also gives us a hint of the “big bad”

I feel like we’re missing an implication of what Old Man Loki told us.

It absolutely was. 

Was I mistaken, or was the score under the final scene kind of a riff on “Ride of the Valkyries”? A fun little in-joke.

Disappointed he didn’t use “Poppen”.

“It takes 10 seconds to tell them your order in person”

You can also expect thinner slices of ham and turkey

The idea that, when a bolt on a plane window fails, a mechanic could just go to stores and say “this looks about right, that’ll do” and pick a replacement part just based on what they think looks similar, without reference to manuals, is just flat out horrifying. And yet it happened. And that this was the worst…

Are the low-mileage VWs diesels? The model year range makes me think they are Dieselgate remnants.

Make sure the punisher sticker is has a thin blue stripe on it to indicate you’re both compensating for something AND a fascist who can’t understand a comic book.