These have never been at any Bar Mitzvah I’ve attended, and I’m not Jewish so I’ve never had my own, but damn if I don’t love me some Fruit Gems and I need to figure out where I can get them RIGHT NOW

I was also wondering if she was enabling him in some way? It could be either way. 

I know nothing about their relationship beyond the barest facts, but I’m wondering the same thing. I found the quote in the article from his new standup “when I’m alone, I realize I’m with the person who tried to kill me” combined with the divorce, and the fact that his wife seemed a little shocked by the divorce in…

So anyone else getting the vibe that John Mulaney divorcing his wife is some misguided way of protecting her? Like he’s afraid he’s gonna relapse again and doesn’t want to put her through that. 

The best episode of Community is no longer available on Netflix.

Now apologize for Super Mario Brothers.

It’s the $10 leather couch bullshit.

People are moral cowards when it comes to their friendships.

Note about Zeroville: It was released in 2019, but filmed in 2014 with almost no publicity campaign on release. It’s likely they haven’t worked together since 2017.

I think I understand his point when he said his opinion isn’t relevant. No one wants to believe their good friend is capable of doing terrible things.  It’s difficult to process.  It sounds like he’s on a path to understanding. He seems like a thoughtful person. I hope he gets there.

I see no reason they can’t use the paddle they use for every other thing they put in the toaster.

She forgot that she loaned them to after-life George on the beach, he has a phobia about crossing the street now and didn’t want to walk home. 

Yeah, the second segment got dark fast.

Call in Ted McGinley, he’ll take care of it.

🎵 Troy and Abed catching lawsuits! 🎶

It took three years to decide to sue?

Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir

I’m-a have to go with a...

Here’s to hoping that this season they don’t make Hopper inexplicably a violent asshole.

Good. Especially over the practice of lying to customers over who is to blame. That’s defamation.