I’ve had the breakfast sandwich at Starbucks with the Impossible patty, and it passes the Fake Meat Turing Test: if I had it in a blind taste test, I’m not sure I would flag it as non-meat.

Actors should just start making statements saying that they are not at liberty to discuss whether or not they are involved with projects that they are definitely not involved with. Like Liam Neeson should just announce, “I cannot at this time say whether or not I am involved with the Mortal Kombat sequel or whether I…

I love dogs to bits, but if you’re paying four, five, or even six figures for an inbred version instead of saving a pup from the local shelter, you’re nuts.

Do you know who else supports universal preschool? People who care about children.

Pretty sure we don’t have Zaxby’s in CA. But we just got Canes. Good Lord almighty...Canes! Someone told me it’s mediocre chicken served with the world’s best sauce and I can’t disagree. I’ll still wait in the drive through for an hour for it though.

Oops I meant the drink which is basically a much better version of a bloody mary.

*holds up massive glob of cheese with a bunch of chips stuck in it* “This only counts as one nacho.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If you voted for that orange turd, this is your fault. “What could he do in 4 years?” THIS, YOU DENSE, IGNORANT FUCKS. 

While I admire that they’re trying to tell one story, simply, and not wheel-spin, I actually think one or two more episodes would have done this one good. More on what Sharon had been up to the whole time, more on the FlagSmashers’ motive/end goal, a little more character time.

Yeah there wasn’t a single Netflix Marvel show that wouldn’t have been better for losing at least 1 or 2 episodes.

This. As it seems that Marvel seems to have learned its lesson from the Netflix series that 12-13 episodes is way too long for a superhero drama.

Oh that explains it.  This joker posted the same thing on my comment, and on a lot of other comments, but I was surprised to hear it coming from a poster I was familiar with, and who offers better than this.  Makes more sense it’s an imitator.  

Yeah, this clown is basically impersonating an actual good commenter. He’s usually just trolling The Root, but I guess someone let him out of his racist cage today.

It’s like Boseman may have had to wait longer before being able to land supporting and then leading roles, and may not have had as many options to choose from! I wonder what the difference might be for an actor who looks like Chadwick Boseman vs an actor who looked like Heath Ledger!

I’m gonna go out on a limb, and suggest the Oscars go back to the way they did it in the beginning, where the winners were announced en masse beforehand, and the ceremony was merely to hand out the awards.  I personally hate the competitiveness aspect of it, and think it’s undignified to ask people to come to the…

(Oh, and Terrence Howard.)

The Democratic Party has an astonishing track record of finding the least charismatic person they can drag out of a policy meeting and trying, like a failed wrestling promotion, to get them over with the public.

It doesn’t make sense if the Avengers have a paid support staff and money to throw massive damn parties but Vision has to drive an Uber to buy Wanda flowers.

And how exactly does Bucky afford a place in Brooklyn? Can he draw from a WWII-era military pension? Did his parents get him a savings bond in the ‘30s that’s now worth millions after interest?

And at this point the question really is ... why didn’t Tony just make suits of some kind for everybody? Iron Man II starts with him being very protective about it but by the end of that movie and going forward he’s reconciled to Rhodey having a suit, and surely he’s not actually letting his best friend trust his life…