#doyourhandjob

He wants great new technology, says the man who campaigned on clinging desperately to coal.

Yea, running with Fox News in front of you is probably a wash cardiovascular-health-wise.

His last name was Hissan, so he doesn’t count.

STFU Tomato

STFU Tomato

You had me in the first half. Not to mention how in the world is she going to not be summarily executed upon her return. 

Good catch

Ugh, just finished season 2. That ending was the worst.

fourth wall or fourth estate?

Only free treadmill at the gym was right in front of the Fox News TV, I feel your pain. Gave me that much more incentive to run faster.

Came for a Wayne’s World Reference, was not disappointed.

OT; who ever decided to left justify the reps on the left and right justify the reps on the right should be left out of medicare for all. /s

Didn’t he fund that intelligent design “documentary”?

The last decided race was a tie, which went in the Republicans favor in a drawing, thus cementing a Republican Speaker, and 3rd successor to the Governorship.

“Germs are not a real thing. I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.”

Why don't you midazolam your own business?

Not surprised Kellyanne Conway doesn’t know what a hug feels like

Had a similar surgery in high school, taking liquid percocet for the pain. Took me a bit to realize that after each dose I’d lose a big chunk of time.