It’s old man Tyson under that mask!

To point 4), I had to look it up to make sure they weren’t describing Danny Glover’s character in the original movies, they were not. Dude looks low-mid 40s at worst.

This right here is what kills me, also they just ruled one of the districts illegally gerrymandered which also could have changed things.

Perhaps he’s the exception that proves the rule

The real treasure was the friends we made along the way

We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

He’s in the pocket of Dominion and their Pipeline, Fairfax isn’t I believe it is as simple as that, even if it sounds a bit tinfoil hat.

There are several theories: My guess is there was one or two and spawned a bunch of trolls who follow the same theme, there is a more tinfoily theory that it’s one of the writers or someone at Gizmodo who can be approved quickly and is used to drive interaction and clicks on the page.

Eat Shit tomato

STFU Tomato

My guess is they’ll just say he’s born again, asked for forgiveness, and is a different man now. 🙄 

Beat me to the Baked Baking Soda Trick

This was always my thought, if you don’t finish your meal it becomes another mouth to feed.

I would have to say my favorite “fact” is the “free market” where my employer selects a provider and I have the choice of paying an arm or an arm and a leg.

Aww poor snowflake.

Wow that’s pretty dark, but equally as funny.

I mean honestly people...

I mean what could go wrong...

How is this not the top comment?

What gets me is that Mercedes also sponsors one of Atlanta’s main rivals stadium, the Superdome in NO.