yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

He’s a living Gund Snuffles bear, and as such, he is a beautiful, adorable, cuddly, perfect creature. The bear of my childhood:

10/10, would cuddle and feed tender young shoots of bamboo.

Aww, he can't help his genetics. He looks like a baby polar bear

JUST WATCH PEEPSHOW. I’ve ranted about this before but I am excessively annoyed by remakes (in particular American remakes of very good British programmes). If you think Peepshow is funny, just watch Peepshow.

She could only afford Kim’s face’ performance fee, not her ass.

Farts. The original bath bomb.

Bath bombs are primarily made up of baking soda, Epsom salt, citric acid, corn starch, plus whatever scent, color, etc. is added. I can’t stand the Lush ones that are so heavily perfumed and colored—it’s just too much. Same with ones that have bits of anything in them. But the more simple ones are nice for a softening…

It’s amazing how that movie seems to have faded from consciousness. It’s flat-out hilarious from front to back.

It was the first time I saw Michael Caine in a comedy, but after Glenne Headly’s scene stealing in Making Mr Right.

Well, that’s disappointing.
I’m a big fan of the Caine/Martin version of this film (Dirty Rotten Scandals), and I really wanted this to be a good successor to it.

1. Fuck this guy for calling a rapist a “parent.”

Really burying the lede here that Tessa Thompson is single.

I hate living here but my husband doesn’t want to leave.

I fucking hate all of these people. And that goes for every Republican lawmaker in my home state of Ohio, who are trying to pass similar bullshit here. The ONLY reason I stay in this godforsaken state is because my vote is needed, and these conservative pricks can kiss my shiny, liberal ass.

Alabama IS pretty much America’s asshole.  (I say this as someone living on America’s taint.  Florida gonna Florida, but at least we’re not Alabama.)

Every one of these republican men need to be castrated. NOW. This is nothing less than holding women as slaves. And these fuckers want to be the slavemasters.